Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the
    Rooskies.
        -- Major T.J. "King" Kong, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have
    neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic
    thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration,
    Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international
    Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily
    fluids. 
        -- General Jack T. Ripper, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I
    do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending
    on the breaks.
        -- General Buck Turgidson, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
        -- President Merkin Muffley, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned
           to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    General Jack D. Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of
                            water?

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have. 
        -- "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love
           the Bomb"
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    Ah, oh, no, I don't think they wanted me to talk really, I don't
    think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of
    having a bit of fun the swines. Strange thing is they make such
    bloody good cameras.
        -- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I
           Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!
        -- General Buck Turgidson, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good
    reason.
        -- General Jack T. Ripper, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's
    the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You
    sure you got today's codes?
        -- Major T.J. "King" Kong, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper
    found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some
    kind of mutiny of preverts.
        -- Colonel "Bat" Guano, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look,
    eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a
    water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy,
    swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not
    a thing, Jackie.
        -- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I
           Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
        -- Colonel "Bat" Guano, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I,
    uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.  But I... I do deny them my
    essence.
        -- General Jack T. Ripper, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to
           Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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    General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.

    General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen
                            forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide
                            with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh?
                            It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign
                            substance is introduced into our precious
                            bodily fluids without the knowledge of the
                            individual. Certainly without any choice.
                            That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
        -- "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love
           the Bomb"